But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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