question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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