Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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