You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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