It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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