It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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