They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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