i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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