Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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