Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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