She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
