That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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