WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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