evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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