If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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