Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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