You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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