Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
no. you can't hotbox the world.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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