Your tits are I can't wait for
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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