I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
