I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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