Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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