How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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