how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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