my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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