was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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