we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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