My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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