can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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