okay pat passed out under dana's car
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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