How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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