I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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