i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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