im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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