By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
this will be a night to untag.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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