at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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