"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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