I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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