yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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