How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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