Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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