Porn is love you can see.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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