Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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