What a fucking waste of an outfit
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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