At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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