stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I love you. Go after that dick
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