i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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