This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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