I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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