Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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