I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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