I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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