I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There was a lot of him and a little penis
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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