I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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