you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
